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Driving To Hell and Back

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Life of Pi

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Guide fish.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

A dream of consequence

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Women who Read Too Much

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Dog Book Club

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.