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Sailor Writing

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Guide fish.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Rowing machine on a river.

Dog Book Club

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Book Igloo

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Book lovers

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."