Inked Navigator Pillows

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Guide fish.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Women who Read Too Much

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Rowing machine on a river.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Book Igloo

Book lovers

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.