Infantry Gifts

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 7

Volunteer soldiers drill

"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"

"Touch of greenfly, old chap!"

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

Newt sale

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Monuments

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Trump

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.