Infantry Pillows

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 7

Volunteer soldiers drill

"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"

"Touch of greenfly, old chap!"

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Newt sale

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.