Armed Forces Pillows

RAF Rapidly Approaching Fifty

Fred thought he was following orders when he began the war on terriers.

War and peace

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Police officer shoots himself in foot

Army Doctor

"My ringtone is gunfire. It keeps the men on their toes."

'Are you crazy? That crap is deadly, man!'

'The general won't be in today - his trigger finger is itchy!'

'Craig Venter is positive. Take an empty cell, fill with Euro soccer hooligan DNA, multiply and defeat the Taliban!'

'...And in appreciation for your unselfish service...'

'At least I've got two weeks leave in Peckham to look forward to.'

'At ease.'

'That's it! No more cellphones.'

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

'We strike it 0500, unless, of course, they say sorry and spoil everything.'

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

'I hate military time.'

'And this one I got for properly polishing my medals!'

'You missed a spot!'

The Blue Snow Angels.

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'I'm making Christmas tree ornamental bulbs, sarg.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."