Us Military Pillows

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Cat in a tank...

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'