Armed Services Pillows

'You really want to quit your job on the submarine? Why, Seaman Jones? Why??'

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

UNFADED GLORY

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Military style hedgehog

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.