Armed Services Committee Member Pillows

Military Sex Assaults

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Veterans Day US

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Plain English group.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!

"Motion denied then"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

'Community wok?'

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'