Armed Services Committee Member Gifts

Military Sex Assaults

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Veterans Day US

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Plain English group.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"All those in favor Retweet."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Motion denied then"

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Community wok?'

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'