Infant Wisemen Gifts

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

A midwife holding a baby

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Mother Nature

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Doughboy Dad

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"They look so young and helpless."

Mother's Love

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"He talks the talk."