Infant Wisemen Prints

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Mother Nature

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

Doughboy Dad

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Mother's Love

"They look so young and helpless."

"He talks the talk."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'