Infant Introspecter Prints

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Doughboy Dad

Quality Control

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Windmill Maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Analyst and patient

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'It's a cursor.'