Infant Introspecter T-Shirts

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Doughboy Dad

Quality Control

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

My child is a genius.

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

Analyst and patient

Windmill Maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'It's a cursor.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'