Childhood Introspectors Prints

Doing timeout changes a guy.

A boy acting suspiciously

"I'm the bad guy..."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

One!

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

Child development. How children change.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"Needs ketchup."

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Watching ant TV!'

Cast of Dream

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

"White, middle class, male, of course everyone hates you."

The people making the Vasimr engine ripped off my idea. What? How? When I was a kid, I had the idea of getting to Mars in just 40 days. The Vasimr engine uses radio waves to ionize and heat propellant to do just that. That's pretty impressive. How'd you know that radio waves could ionize and heat propellant when you were just a kid? Not that part. Just the "40 days" part. Less impressive.

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."