Childhood Introspectors Gifts

A boy acting suspiciously

"I'm the bad guy..."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Child development. How children change.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Needs ketchup."

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'Watching ant TV!'

Cast of Dream

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

"White, middle class, male, of course everyone hates you."

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

"Could you please crank the handle? I can't get a phone signal in here."