Childhood Revisitor Gifts

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Well, I think the I think the regression therapy has been really successful, Mr Potts."

Lost Youth

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Child development. How children change.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

TOXIC TIMES

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Needs ketchup."

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Swings Doctor

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Watching ant TV!'

Cast of Dream

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"