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"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Well, I think the I think the regression therapy has been really successful, Mr Potts."

Lost Youth

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

One!

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Child development. How children change.

TOXIC TIMES

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"Needs ketchup."

Doing timeout changes a guy.

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

Swings Doctor

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Watching ant TV!'

Cast of Dream

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'