Childhood Memories Revisitor Gifts

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Green Balloon

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Child with picture of rocket

Paper Bombs

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

'Cheese.'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"My sister will be down in a minute. In the meantime here's some photos of her in big underpants when she had the flu."

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was my first love."

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

"It was touch and go, but your suggestion to kiss the boo-boo really helped."

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

Baby in pushchair