Childhood Memories Revitalizer Gifts

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Green Balloon

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Childhood's End

Child with picture of rocket

Paper Bombs

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"My sister will be down in a minute. In the meantime here's some photos of her in big underpants when she had the flu."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was my first love."

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

"It was touch and go, but your suggestion to kiss the boo-boo really helped."

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

Baby in pushchair

"The water was too hot."

The Queen's Carriage.