Childhood Memories Revisitor Mugs

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Green Balloon

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Child with picture of rocket

Paper Bombs

'Cheese.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

"My sister will be down in a minute. In the meantime here's some photos of her in big underpants when she had the flu."

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was my first love."

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

This is Anderson Cooper, coming to you from inside the mind of a dreaming Rudy Park. Tonight, a special report as we delve into the subconscious childhood memories of an average American guy. It's a minefield of ignominious school taunts, tiny humiliations, and rejections from gals. tonight on AC360: A @#$%ed up psyche explained.

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors