Inept Golfer Sympathizer Gifts

Golfer thrashing about. The pro looks on and says 'Look, try missing it'.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

The Golfer Gardener

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Golfing Romance

Farmer Golf

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Replace divots'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

'We scored eight goals last week.'

He lived and died for golf.

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Books. Ernest Hemingway Festival. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Into the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf.

'So, come here often?'