Inept Golfer Sympathizer Prints

Golfer thrashing about. The pro looks on and says 'Look, try missing it'.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

The Golfer Gardener

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Golfing Romance

Farmer Golf

'Replace divots'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

'You made that divot deliberately.'

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

'We scored eight goals last week.'

He lived and died for golf.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

For sale - used only once.

'So, come here often?'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge