Industrial Tool Appreciator Pillows

'Try using this.'

"My kid could do that."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

A toaster plays fetch

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

A parcel of postmen

Early Power Saws

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

Bertrand Russell.

"...I hate mainstream music."

ANTIQUES: Buyers and Lookers

"No school like the old school."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Bank Front

Bird house envy.

"Oh yeah, like you're a four-star fork."

Toaster and Bread at the Park.