Industrial Tool Appreciator Pillows

'Try using this.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The First Cone of Shame.

"My kid could do that."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

Jane Russell

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

A toaster plays fetch

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Early Power Saws

A parcel of postmen

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

"No school like the old school."

ANTIQUES: Buyers and Lookers

"...I hate mainstream music."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Bertrand Russell.

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

Bank Front

"Oh yeah, like you're a four-star fork."

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."