Antiquity Appreciator Pillows

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Souvenirs.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Teddy Roosevelt

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Antiques

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Paul before Felix.

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

The days before television

The Wellington Statue.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'