Pipe Appreciator Pillows

Bertrand Russell.

What the Doctor Ordered

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Brickie's Mate

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Making it look easy.

Tortured Plank

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Beer

Alpine Pipe

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Pipe dreams!

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"I say!"

Sherlock Holmes.

Compton MacKenzie.