Pipe Appreciator Pillows

Bertrand Russell.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Brickie's Mate

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Making it look easy.

Tortured Plank

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Beer

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Sherlock Holmes.

Compton MacKenzie.

"It's for you."