Industrial Reflectionist Gifts

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Needs to get a life"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pop Culture for Teens

Woman looking into a mirror

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

TV-Mirror.

"Say these things, don't think them!"

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"You're pathetic."

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

Big oil.

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

"Everyone is different and everyone is the same."

"I can't tell if I feel tired because I'm older, or I feel older because I'm tired."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."