Industrial Reflectionist Mugs

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Needs to get a life"

Woman looking into a mirror

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

TV-Mirror.

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Big oil.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"You're pathetic."

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Psychiatrist's Notice - THINK BACK

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"I can't tell if I feel tired because I'm older, or I feel older because I'm tired."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"Everyone is different and everyone is the same."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"