Industrial Critique Lover Mugs

Accident in the Chicken Factory

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

'You forgot the product label.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Big oil.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Blame the Victims

Assuming That It Works

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Think - But not too much.

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

Flowers of Pollution