Industrial Humorist Gifts

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'You wouldn't think it turned out ball bearings would you?'

"What we need is a union."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

'It still tastes sandy.'

"Soak your nuts in acetone every day for a week, and it should clear up as good as new."

NO accidents in 17...'Days?' 'Hours!'

Robot's Coffee Break.

'I did it at the skill centre'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Electric Blanket.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Every time one of us gets a new head, those two think it's funny to call it "the changing of the gourd."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Gesundheit."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

Pork Lift

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'

Oil Workers

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'I think I found your missing nut.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."