Industrial Action Humorist Gifts

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Gesundheit."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

Pork Lift

"What we need is a union."

Oil Workers

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

Robot's Coffee Break.

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Awareness!...

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

Forklift truck

"Soak your nuts in acetone every day for a week, and it should clear up as good as new."