Indulge-it-alls Gifts

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Dessert

"Wine not?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bangers and Mash

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Robert Morley

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."