Indulge-it-alls T-Shirts

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

Dessert

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bangers and Mash

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."