Indoor Plumbing Appreciator Gifts

"Me? I'm grateful for an indoor bathroom."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

James decided to stay in that night.

'No it's still not fixed'

Staycation Photos

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'When did you swallow the coin?'

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

Catching the Sun

I hate it when they start without us.

Pandemic playhouse.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'