Plumbing Paradox Appreciator Gifts

Plumbing supplies.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'When did you swallow the coin?'

'My phone's been tapped!'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

I hate it when they start without us.

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Me? I'm grateful for an indoor bathroom."

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"You should have called earlier."