Indoor Gatherings Gifts

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"She's been so creative lately."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Dog Walking Services

Wine Lady

Good News about winter

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'I hope you replace your divots.'

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Cat gets a hole in one

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."