Indoor Gatherings Mugs

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Dog Walking Services

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Wine Lady

Good News about winter

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Paul goes home for the holidays

"You two seem oddly suited."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Cat gets a hole in one

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!