India Aficionado Gifts

Narendra Modi

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Complaining cricket wives