Indian Culture Fan Gifts

'I've lost my basket...'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Welsh Dragon

Slalom

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Saint Patrick

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Easter Island Secret

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

The Grim Rapper

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Australian punk

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."