India Aficionado Pillows

Narendra Modi

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Alternative fielding positions

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Hooray for Bollywood!

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'