Indian Culture Aficionado Pillows

'And there's another one complaining about jobs going to India.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Selfie

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Zora Neale Hurston

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Gone Fishing

Elvis Presley

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

TV stage door

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"