Income Inverter Gifts

"I'm pulling down nearly six figures these days. Five, to be exact."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Well, call it 'diet stocks'. Your bank account won't get fat because of the dividend income.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

'Today, tax free municipals rose...on news that what's important is not how much you earn, but how much you get to keep!'

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

Name That Salary

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"You promised an advance...but this is more of a tactical withdrawal."

'For you, I would go through hell and back, I would anticipate your wishes, I would keep you safe and warm, I would love you forever and a day... Of course, just as long as your income doesn't exceed mine!'

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"It's a drone that locates high paying job openings. Desperation is the mother of invention."

"My take-home pay is barely enough to take home."

'I know it's a boring make-work job but I like it because it's a make-salary job.'

'Yes, son, I make a good living, but not good enough to attract arm candy.'

Back to Work

"We provide a comprehensive list of financial planning services to make up for your piddly salary."

'I'd like to make enough to become a republican.'

'I get an outrageous bonus, but it's never investigation-by-congress-outrageous.'