Incantation Expert Gifts

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Showoff"

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Riding the statue.

'..and one for the pot.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Fortune 500 Fortunes'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Fairy Queen

'Mountain guru avoids getting killed by falling boulder.'

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"Hey, kid — tell your invisible friend to turn off the invisible fence."

"Caltonia says you plagiarized his incantation for changing tin into platinum."

Pixie

Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

A man watches shadow puppets on the moon

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

'What gets me is how the actors make themselves so small!'

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"

'She's our future analyst.'

'Your new boss is an Elk, an Eagle and a Moose? Boy, I cant wait to see what he looks like.'