Incantation Expert Prints

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Showoff"

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

Riding the statue.

'..and one for the pot.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Mountain guru avoids getting killed by falling boulder.'

Fairy Queen

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Fortune 500 Fortunes'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"Hey, kid — tell your invisible friend to turn off the invisible fence."

"Caltonia says you plagiarized his incantation for changing tin into platinum."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

Pixie

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp

'...and if it's a girl we'll call her Ripley...'

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'What gets me is how the actors make themselves so small!'

A man watches shadow puppets on the moon

'She's our future analyst.'