Enchantment Expert Gifts

'..and one for the pot.'

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Newt sale

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Sleeping Beauty

'She's still a novice yet.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Fairy tale

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Riding the statue.

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Frog Prince

"She works best in hex mode."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Hey, kid — tell your invisible friend to turn off the invisible fence."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

'This is the new stocks and shares manager.'

'Jack, please put the beanstalk back to its original state.'

Sleeping Beauty

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

Rusalka

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

'He has a BS but it has nothing to do with education.'