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'..and one for the pot.'

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Sleeping Beauty

'She's still a novice yet.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Fairy tale

Riding the statue.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Frog Prince

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"She works best in hex mode."

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Hey, kid — tell your invisible friend to turn off the invisible fence."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

'This is the new stocks and shares manager.'

Rusalka

'Jack, please put the beanstalk back to its original state.'

Sleeping Beauty

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

'He has a BS but it has nothing to do with education.'

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"