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"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Do me next."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Bookworm Sleepover

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Raincloud Umbrella

Late BroomStick

Chiller Theatre

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Pastorius wonders why.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Needs to get a life"

Good idea.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Giant white horse.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."