Enchantment Explorer Pillows

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Do me next."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Bookworm Sleepover

Late BroomStick

Chiller Theatre

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Raincloud Umbrella

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Pastorius wonders why.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Good idea.

"Needs to get a life"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"