Enchantment Lover Pillows

Frog Prince

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Late BroomStick

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Sleeping Beauty

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Witches at a cauldron.

Fairy tale

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"No guarantees, right?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'