Enchantment Lover Pillows

Frog Prince

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Sleeping Beauty

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Witches at a cauldron.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"No guarantees, right?"

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Fairy tale

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"