Lover Of Enchantment Pillows

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Magic Tricks

Sleeping Beauty

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Fairy tale

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"